Going for Two: Week Five Early On

The early games on in the Houston market couldn't be more boring. I-don't-care (Buffalo) at I-don't-care-AND-Really-bad (Tennessee) and Eh (Philadelphia) at Eh-AND-Bad (New Orleans). Show me Cincinnati and Seattle or even Chicago and Kansas City, ferchristsakes. Oh, look, New Orleans intercepted the Eagles in the end zone, YAWN. "A promising drive died."

You know what is more interesting? The fact that I picked against my calculation for almost half of the games this week, INCLUDING the Green Bay game - the Rams are ruiners, and I want to be prepared. I originally predicted a Detroit win, but I went back on that prediction to go with Arizona. Poor, poor Detroit, but if they defeated San Diego in Week 1 like they were supposed to, maybe things wouldn't be so bad now.

Here, for the record:

Game	My Gut	Calculation	Ftbl LOCKS
IND at HOU	HOU	IND	HOU
BUF at TEN	BUF	BUF	BUF
CLE at BAL	BAL	BAL	BAL
CHI at KC	KC	KC	KC
SEA at CIN	CIN	SEA	CIN
STL at GB	STL	GB	GB
JAX at TB	JAX	TB	TB
NO at PHI	PHI	PHI	PHI
WAS at ATL	ATL	ATL	ATL
ARI at DET	ARI	ARI	ARI
NE at DAL	NE	NE	NE
DEN at OAK	OAK	DEN	DEN
SF at NYG	NYG	NYG	NYG
PIT at SD	SD	PIT	SD

Oh, look, New Orleans got a touchdown. Have I mentioned that the Eagles quarterback, when wearing his helmet, looks really adorable - like kitten-adorable. He's attractive-adorable without the helmet, but with it, I just want to scratch his chin and let him snuggle my arm. Tennessee got a field goal, yippie.