Showing posts with label Chicago Bears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chicago Bears. Show all posts

Saturday, September 7, 2019

[2019 Season Theme]: Week 1 PACKERS

Just dropped in to share this regarding Thursday night:


A win is a win, especially in Chicago.

Saturday, September 8, 2018

READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL: Week 1 and Season Update

Well, I guess I should have known it was too good to be true - that I didn't have the manually update information for certain weeks in order to get an accurate result for my calculation, but at least Chicago doesn't win the Super Bowl anymore.

UPDATE 9/9/2018

Every year is a relearning experience with my spreadsheet to try to remember all of the little tricks I've hidden within the cells. After a massive simplification effort that removed a number of experimental calculations and then data entry for the early games of Week 1, I discovered that the Master sheet used an area where the schedule was hand-coded to create the main calculation. (sigh) So I automated it to update it for this year and had to re-update those certain weeks mentioned above. This gave me a new-but-also-old Super Bowl prediction.
ConferenceConference
N3MINJAXA3
NFCSuper BowlAFC
N3MINMINPITA1
Champions
N1PHIPITA1
Super Bowl
N1PHIJAXJAXA3
^Alternate^
The alternate is included because there is a disagreement between the two columns that I thought used the same calculation. One variation is in an AFC divisional playoff and puts either New England or Jacksonville into the Conference Championship. Regardless, however, Pittsburgh goes to the Super Bowl. The other is in the NFC Championship. If we do get the Battle of Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh would win.

Instead, my boy Cam Newton and his Panthers get their dream.
ConferenceConference
N4CARTENA5
NFCSuper BowlAFC
N4CARCARTENA5
Champions
N3MINJAXA3

Sorry, Cam, you know you're still my angel. Also, I like what you're doing with your hair.

Thursday, September 6, 2018

READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL: Week 1 Watch out for Chicago oh gawd no

There was a moment when I didn't have all the stats in when we had Bizzaro World Super Bowl and Chicago defeated the Jets.

...

Just, no. Sorry about hurting your brain there.

So I put in more stats and Super Bowl 53 was Minnesota defeating Pittsburgh, which is a lot more believable. But still, I saw some good things for Chicago. I had one more stat: The Week 1 NFL Power Rankings. Then Chicago signed Mack and moved up 8 spots to number 15. That gave them the edge to defeat Minnesota twice and earn the Division Championship. And even at the 3rd seed, they move through the brackets until...

Better dust off that ol' Super Bowl Shuffle
Just remember...

THE BEARS STILL SUCK!
(Go Pack Go)

Sunday, December 18, 2016

The Running Game: Week Fifteen Packers in the Super Bowl?!?

And just like that, with Minestone and Detroit losing, my calculation not only has the Packers winning the NFC North, but sweeping through the playoffs to the Super Bowl, only to lose to New England. Honestly, after their performance mid-season, not to mention letting today's game against the freaking Bears get down to the wire, I don't know how to feel about this. 
Giving up 17 in Q4 is not cool, Packers, not cool at all.
I also really, really do not want to see my Packers lose to New England. I don't want to see any team lose to New England, but especially not my team. But that's what the calculation says for the Super Bowl, not what may actually happen.

Except for the "Complete opposite" bracket, all of these let the calculation pick the Super Bowl winner.
Ah, screw it, I'm a Packer fan, and since the calculation does not pick the Packers, regardless* of the AFC opponent, that can only mean one thing...

PACKERS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!!!

Huzzah! Come on, A-a-ron and McCartney! WE CAN DO THIS!

*No, I won't consider the other possible playoff teams. :P

Sunday, October 16, 2016

The Running Game: Week Six Disappointments and Curses

Coming off a week where the AFC and NFC Champions were defeated by Divisional rivals that are rarely, if ever, contenders, I can't finish this sentence in a satisfactory way.

Favre returned to Lambeau again, and the Packers lost in Lambeau again, but that Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliot are no Chicago Bears. They were wearing those godawful throw-back uniforms ::vomit::. Maybe Favre's curse had an effect on Prescott.

No, really, Favre, you're great, we love you, but please, stay home. 


I'm sitting here, watching Osweiler break my heart, and break everyone's heart in Houston. Well, not right now because the Texans' defense is on the field. I liked the table I shared last week, so I made the same one for this season.

CalcBenchmarksThoughts and Gut pickWinner
DEN at SDDENDENSan Diego isn't necessarily as bad as their record says, but still, DENSD
SF at BUFBUFBUFKaepernick is back, but who knows how good he is. BUFBUF
PHI at WASWASPHICalculation says WAS, but the Benchmarks and my gut say PHIWAS
CLE at TENTENTENThis may be the best shot for a Browns win, but Murray & Mariota TENTEN
BAL at NYGNYGSplitI haven't yet given up on them BALNYG
CAR at NOCARCARThings are not going well this year for my boy, NONO
JAX at CHIJAXSplitThis is a tough one, but in the end, I'm sticking with JAXJAX
LA at DETLASplitAnother one I can't explain, just a feeling about DETDET
PIT at MIAPITPITI honestly don't see Miami winning this game, barring the worst for PITMIA
CIN at NENENEI really, really want the Bengals to win, but NENE
KC at OAKOAKOAKI see some upset potential here KCKC
ATL at SEASEASEAWe all know about Seattle, but I got a feeling ATLSEA
DAL at GBGBGBPACKERS!!!! But oh man, that Prescott, Idk, eff it, GO PACK GO!!!!DAL
IND at HOUHOUHOUThis is another tough one, and it may be wishful thinking, HOU...
NYJ at ARIARIARIGrizzly Adams has been slipping, and Stanton & Fitzgerald ARI...

The fonts look messed up, and I can't stand to hear the banter about overpaying Osweiler right now. 2:28 to go, and Luck goes down. Hope springs eternal.

Saturday, January 2, 2016

Going for Two: Week Seventeen Preview and Picks

There is no Thursday Night, Saturday Night, or Monday Night Football this week and it's messing with me. Everything for Week Seventeen is crammed into Sunday, with ten games starting at noon, five at 3:25, and a single prime time game featuring the Vikings and my Packers to decide the winner of the NFC North. It's in Lambeau, but that doesn't mean what it used to - not with Detroit and Chicago having won there this year. But it's been a good week, and it's a new year, so hope springs eternal.

Here are my picks for Week 17:

GamesCalculated WinnerBenchmark WinnerGut Picks
N
O
O
N

G
A
M
E
S
NOatATLATL (63%)ATL (61%)ATL
NYJatBUFNYJ (53%)NYJ (61%)NYJ
DETatCHICHI (43%)DET (61%)DET
BALatCINCIN (63%)CIN (61%)CIN
PITatCLEPIT (63%)PIT (61%)PIT
WASatDALWAS (53%)DAL (31%)WAS
JAXatHOUHOU (63%)HOU (61%)HOU
TENatINDIND (63%)IND (61%)IND
NEatMIANE (63%)NE (61%)NE
PHIatNYGNYG (32%)NYG (61%)NYG
L
A
T
E
SEAatARIARI (63%)ARI (61%)ARI
TBatCARCAR (63%)CAR (61%)CAR
SDatDENDEN (63%)DEN (61%)DEN
OAKatKCKC (63%)KC (61%)KC
STLatSFSTL (53%)STL (61%)STL
PTMINatGBGB (63%)GB (61%)GB

The percentages next to the calculated and benchmark winners represent the average accuracy for that metric and are an attempt to identify the possibility that this will be right. For example, the Benchmark Winners combines two metrics and together, they are 61% accurate. If they both pick that team, the percent is 61%. If only one metric picks that team, then the percent is lower to reflect that. The Calculated Winners combine 6 different metrics with an overall average accuracy of 63%  and range from 59% to 67% accurate.

My Gut picks, which have a 63% accuracy rating this year, are sometimes adjusted based on disagreement between the calculations and/or benchmark, as well as things I know. In this case, I'm going with the calculation with the 67% accuracy rating except for the Detroit at Chicago game - Detroit is just a better team than Chicago. I almost switched up the Philly at NY Giants game, but am sticking with the Giants because they will have Odell Beckham back. There is something to be said for the firing of Chip Kelly, but that could really go either way.