The Running Game: Week Six Disappointments and Curses

Coming off a week where the AFC and NFC Champions were defeated by Divisional rivals that are rarely, if ever, contenders, I can't finish this sentence in a satisfactory way. Favre returned to Lambeau again, and the Packers lost in Lambeau again, but that Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliot are no Chicago Bears. They were wearing those godawful throw-back uniforms ::vomit::. Maybe Favre's curse had an effect on Prescott. No, really, Favre, you're great, we love you, but please, stay home.

I'm sitting here, watching Osweiler break my heart, and break everyone's heart in Houston. Well, not right now because the Texans' defense is on the field. I liked the table I shared last week, so I made the same one for this season.

	Calc	Benchmarks	Thoughts and Gut pick	Winner
DEN at SD	DEN	DEN	San Diego isn't necessarily as bad as their record says, but still, DEN	SD
SF at BUF	BUF	BUF	Kaepernick is back, but who knows how good he is. BUF	BUF
PHI at WAS	WAS	PHI	Calculation says WAS, but the Benchmarks and my gut say PHI	WAS
CLE at TEN	TEN	TEN	This may be the best shot for a Browns win, but Murray & Mariota TEN	TEN
BAL at NYG	NYG	Split	I haven't yet given up on them BAL	NYG
CAR at NO	CAR	CAR	Things are not going well this year for my boy, NO	NO
JAX at CHI	JAX	Split	This is a tough one, but in the end, I'm sticking with JAX	JAX
LA at DET	LA	Split	Another one I can't explain, just a feeling about DET	DET
PIT at MIA	PIT	PIT	I honestly don't see Miami winning this game, barring the worst for PIT	MIA
CIN at NE	NE	NE	I really, really want the Bengals to win, but NE	NE
KC at OAK	OAK	OAK	I see some upset potential here KC	KC
ATL at SEA	SEA	SEA	We all know about Seattle, but I got a feeling ATL	SEA
DAL at GB	GB	GB	PACKERS!!!! But oh man, that Prescott, Idk, eff it, GO PACK GO!!!!	DAL
IND at HOU	HOU	HOU	This is another tough one, and it may be wishful thinking, HOU	...
NYJ at ARI	ARI	ARI	Grizzly Adams has been slipping, and Stanton & Fitzgerald ARI	...

The fonts look messed up, and I can't stand to hear the banter about overpaying Osweiler right now. 2:28 to go, and Luck goes down. Hope springs eternal.