Going for Two: Offseason Antics Start Early

What is my problem with Chip Kelly? Objectively, I couldn't tell you. Subjectively, it's the name Chip. Then there were all the comments about how my friend's boyfriend, DeMarco Murray, didn't "fit in" with Chip Kelly's offense, for some reason. According to one Eagle player, he's a "dictator", and another friend heard the rumblings about accusations of racism, and even asperger's, the latter of course being no reason to dislike anyone.

DeMarco, can you hear me?

Perhaps the most important thing was his inability to reach the top of my least favorite division with DeMarco and a former Heisman winner at QB of the only NFC East team that I like. So when he was fired, I sent the article that other friend, who I met when I lived in the SF Bay Area. Later, he shared another coach firing with me, where I had a whole new moment of NFL clairvoyance that wasn't revealed until 11 days later when San Francisco signed Chip Kelly. Jerry Rice disagrees with me, and he would know better, but I'm not very positive about this move. Kaepernick is a free agent this year, and my advice to him would be to jump ship. I've learned that Houston isn't nearly as bad as one might think, hint hint.