READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL: Week 1 Watch out for Chicago oh gawd no

There was a moment when I didn't have all the stats in when we had Bizzaro World Super Bowl and Chicago defeated the Jets.

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Just, no. Sorry about hurting your brain there.

So I put in more stats and Super Bowl 53 was Minnesota defeating Pittsburgh, which is a lot more believable. But still, I saw some good things for Chicago. I had one more stat: The Week 1 NFL Power Rankings. Then Chicago signed Mack and moved up 8 spots to number 15. That gave them the edge to defeat Minnesota twice and earn the Division Championship. And even at the 3rd seed, they move through the brackets until...

Better dust off that ol' Super Bowl Shuffle

Just remember...

THE BEARS STILL SUCK!

(Go Pack Go)