The Running Game: Divisional Division

So, yesterday went as expected, but I hedged both picks today, one because PACKERS and two because Kansas City was the Vegas favorite and my boyfriend can get the job done. And he might have, tonight, if not for that $%*#, Fischer. Still, I kind of still didn't expect Pittsburgh to lose tonight, but I'm sad for Alex.

But let's not think about that. Instead, we should think about the end of the Packer game, and the best reactions to it. These social media reactions are pretty meh. My favorite reactions were those heard at the bar where I decided to watch the second half of the game.

• Upon the successful completion of the second to last Mason Crosby field goal, a guy at the bar yelled, "F&$% YOUR COUCH!", and I really need to incorporate that into my own lexicon. 
• Perhaps the same guy, happy about the Packer win, also felt concern for the well-being of a rookie Cowboy, and called out, a few times, "YOU'RE STILL MY ANGEL, ZEKE!" I can't help but agree with him. 

Dak and Zeke and Cole and Dez and Lucky and that offensive line will have their chance, just not this year.  

Oh my gawd, what is this water in my eye?