[2019 Season Theme]: Week 1 Why is anyone surprised that Miami sucked?

Anyone surprised that Miami played so badly today hasn't done any research at all.

• Miami ranked 32 (aka dead last) in NFL, Bleacher Report, and CBS Sports Power Rankings
• Their overall Offense was 32 and overall Defense was 30 from my source
• Their Defense & Special Teams ranked 29 and their Kicker was at 30
• In the rankings of different parts of the teams, only their Secondary, at 18, had a close to respectable rank. The average for the other 7 metrics 29, ranging from 27-30.
• They got a B in the grades for draft picks but both of their Free Agency grades were F.

My calculation has them dead last and has them going 2-14 after most of the other games of Week 1 are entered. 

Baltimore, on the other hand, is solidly in the middle of every ranking. New England basically has a Bye next week.

This was to be expected.