Going for Two: Week Ten What the...

This is just insane. INSANE. There's people nodding up and down the line, with grocery bags on their heads. Dollar bills pasted on to their faces, squeegees in their hands. There is no other explanation. Now take a look at this sexy jackass, hamming it up for the camera. He might be our only hope for an NFC Super Bowl win, if the AFC winner can't be the Bengals. Really, I don't care, just as long as it's not Tom friggen' Brady.

At least they're still undefeated.

I mean really, where do we go from here? Is anything knowable any more? Football Locks pulled in 21% - that's a total of three, out of fourteen, correct predictions. They would have done better just picking at random. Home teams, which had previously won at a rate of 58% of the time, were just as successful. It's gotta be Ditka and Rice in those Packers and Cowboys apparel ads. I don't know, but whoever picked upsets this weekend made a shitload of money, that's for sure.