Going for Two: Week Sixteen Breaking Even

I'm up $8,200 theoretical dollars based on my calculations and broke even for the first two games. I made all my picks, the games are getting closer and closer to the end, and some strange things are still happening. Atlanta is leading Carolina, Baltimore is ahead of Pittsburgh, and Indianapolis is up by 6 over Miami. The Texans are blowing out the Titans, but unfortunately, CBS is still playing that boring game. I can't imagine that Texans fans even care to see the end of that one.

And Carolina lost their perfect season, but who cares, J E T S, JETS JETS JETS! The Jets just cost me a theoretical $200, but I don't even care. When the Patriots lose, who wins? Fans of every single other NFL team. And congratulations to my boyfriend on clinching a playoff spot. I can almost stomach their winning the Super Bowl if it means rubbing SF's face in their decision to let Alex Smith go after he got concussed.

TOUCHDOWN JETS!